求像这样的趣味英语Q:How can you most irritate a farmer?A:By treading

求像这样的趣味英语
Q:How can you most irritate a farmer?
A:By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼,他会更生气.Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”,也有“鸡眼”的意思.
可以即搞笑,同时能够学习的,但是不要太长.

What has two legs but cann't walk?compass 圆规
1.From what number can you take half and leave nothing?
2.what two word have thousands of letters in them?
3.what 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?
4.what kind of dog never bite?
5.where does afternoon always come before morning?
6what is pronounced like one letter,written with three letters,and belongs to all animals?
7.what number gets bigger when you turn it upside down?
1,8
2,dictionary
3,sixth
4,hotdog
5,nowhere
6,eye
7,Why are people tired on April Fool'Day ?Because they have just had a long March!英语谜语大全 (五)
41.What person does every man take his hat off to?
42.What can you swallow than can also swallow you?
43.Which three letters can frighten a thief away?
44.What appears once in every minute,twice in every moment, but not once in
thousand years?
45.What would you say if you saw a ghost(鬼)?
46.Which is the left side of a cake?
47.A police saw a truck driver going the wrong down a one - way street,but
paid no attention to him.Why?
48.Where should the milk be best stored ?
49.What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
50.What always has one eye open but can't see?
Keys (V)
41.A barber.
42.Water.
43.I C U
44.The letter M.
45.I would say nothing and run as fast as possible.
46.The side that isn't eaten.
47.The truck driver was walking there.
48.In a cow.
49.The ground.
50.A needle.