作业帮一则英语笑话要长一点,最好有翻译．最好要长一点,最好有翻译．
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一则英语笑话
要长一点,最好有翻译．
最好要长一点,最好有翻译．
要长一点,最好有翻译．
最好要长一点,最好有翻译．
Copy the exam paper
Teacher:Jack,do you copy Jerry's exam paper?
Jack:No,I don't.
Teacher:you are lying.Jerry writes"I don't know"on his paper,and you write "I don't know,either"on your paper.
抄 袭 试 卷
老师:"杰克,你是否抄袭了杰瑞的试卷?"
杰克:"不,我没有."
老师:"你撒谎.杰瑞的试卷上写着'我不知道',而你的试卷上写着'我也不知道'."
Half or five tenthe
Mother:Do you want to have a half of an orange or five tenthe?
Helen:I want to have a half.
Mother:Think carefully,and tell me why.
Helen:Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into ten.
半个还是十分之五
妈妈:"你愿意要半个柑橘,还是十分之五个柑橘?"
海伦:"我要半个."
妈妈:"仔细想想,说出理由来."
海伦:"因为如果你把柑橘切成十份,那柑橘汁就损失得太多了."
The fishing net
"What is the fishing net made of,Julia?"ask the Clark.
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings."says the Julia.
渔 网
"你能告诉我渔网是用什么做的吗,朱莉娅?"克拉克问道.
"它是用许多被绳子绑在一起的小孔做成的."朱莉娅回答.
抱歉...我没有长一点的了
Teacher:Jack,do you copy Jerry's exam paper?
Jack:No,I don't.
Teacher:you are lying.Jerry writes"I don't know"on his paper,and you write "I don't know,either"on your paper.
抄 袭 试 卷
老师:"杰克,你是否抄袭了杰瑞的试卷?"
杰克:"不,我没有."
老师:"你撒谎.杰瑞的试卷上写着'我不知道',而你的试卷上写着'我也不知道'."
Half or five tenthe
Mother:Do you want to have a half of an orange or five tenthe?
Helen:I want to have a half.
Mother:Think carefully,and tell me why.
Helen:Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into ten.
半个还是十分之五
妈妈:"你愿意要半个柑橘,还是十分之五个柑橘?"
海伦:"我要半个."
妈妈:"仔细想想,说出理由来."
海伦:"因为如果你把柑橘切成十份,那柑橘汁就损失得太多了."
The fishing net
"What is the fishing net made of,Julia?"ask the Clark.
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings."says the Julia.
渔 网
"你能告诉我渔网是用什么做的吗,朱莉娅?"克拉克问道.
"它是用许多被绳子绑在一起的小孔做成的."朱莉娅回答.
抱歉...我没有长一点的了